Mini Tidbits

Happy Birthday Alex (Squirrel)!

May the “crow” make your birthday a happy one!

My hubby the charmer…

Yes, at one time my hubby as a real charmer.

Well he could charm the pants of anyone, literally.

As he has gotten older, his techniques are not as good and maybe he has just gotten lazy.

The other day I the store waiting in line, he spent much of the time making comments about this person and that person, just small sarcastic remarks, inappropriate comments and how things are and aren’t by his standards, etc.

When I got up to the cashier she kept giving me looks and then I realized that my hubby was at it again but this time directing the comments at me. Oh how my signature was awful and how I swiped my card (do a little backhand swipe), etc.

As he walked away and the cashier gave me the receipt, she could not help but say “Boy he is a real charmer”.

He then asked me was we walked out of the store what the cashier said to me. I told him that she said that he was a charmer. He then puffed up and walked out like a Rooster in the barnyard.

Oh yes the real charmer he is……

Real World of Interviews

Not sure if my youngest is ready for the real world.
She has a phone interview today, and in speaking with her, she couldn’t decide if she should: wear a bra, dress up, stay in her pajamas, put on makeup, tell them about her cats, pump herself up by playing music…
Or talk about the recruiter’s career laspe as a home-maker on her linkedin profile, I guess I was sort of proud she did her research before calling the recruiter?


I did bet her that if she makes it through the phone interview and get an in person interview, I would make her triffle.

I am the grandmother.

The other day I was at my daughter’s house and I was playing with Arya, her cat. Arya talks all the time and you can have great conversations with her. Well apparently my conversations are no longer allowed. Arya would come up to my face and meow and then sniff my face, so I sniffed her face back.This went on for a couple of minutes until my daughter notice and freaked.

My daughter then gave me a lecture on how I just disrupted the dominance  relationship with the cat. Copying her moves was a signal to her that she was suppose to be the dominance one and this confused her. Now she had to “fix it” after I leave.

I told her than my purpose here is done, as a grandma my job is to spoil and confuse the grandchildren, and then leave them to the parents to sort it out.

My daughter did not find that too funny…..

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memewhore:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

devilish-nine:

tyleroakley:

chrisklemens:

I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE SOS HELP OFMGSFDKMKF

FUCKING DEMONS

I CANT BREATHE JFXVKXSFBVXDFC I CANT EVEN

My daughter who will be graduating college within the next few months is planning on going to DC with her boyfriend to take in the sights and culture of the area.

While I am trying to talk to her about her career path and jobs siutation, she decided to make a list of places she woudl like to see…as she is googling thigns to do in DC, she starts naming off places. She came to “National Mall”. She stops and asks me mid-sentence as I am talking to her about a job, “what is the National Mall?’

I shunk I head into my hands and asked “Really?!”

her answer without a beat ” I figured it was a big shopping mall…”

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Pretty Pathetic

When at work, they annouce it is cupcake day and you get really excited because you know that it may be the only thing you get from the company all year….

A little cupcake.